ShangriLa Frontier ~ Shitty Games Hunter Challenges Godly Game ~

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And since my social skills are not all that great to begin with, I was unable to pick up that when I said those words at least the third of the class’s attention turned towards me.
But like I said, I was totally unaware of that fact, for better or for worse.

 

「Dude, about that…… You talk as if it was something completely natural, but it would be easier for any of us to ace the test from a foreign language than just happen to “bump” into Saiga Rei on our way to school.
We are talking about THAT Saiga Rei.
The one who is always driven to and back from school by car.
And you just happened to walk to school together with her?」

 

「I dunno man, for me it would still be easier to try to read an article in a foreign language than actually be able to understand the woman’s heart.」

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「…… Dude, you’d better never dare to say a line like that in front of a girl.」

 

I cannot be so sure about that, but I think that right about now my face must have had the expression that went something alongside the lines of: “Huh? Why is that?”.

 

After that I was pestered to spill the beans about that whole “Going to school together with Saiga Rei” stuff, but it was actually more annoying than anything else, mainly because aside from that going to school together the only event we had in common was that one time when we have met in front of a convenience store purely by accident.

 

Then I told him that if he seems so interested in this subject, he can go to Saiga-san and ask her all about it himself.
However, that remark seemed to have fallen on deaf ears, mostly because of the fact that finally the germs from his pierced ears (he did that in secret last year) were finally starting to impair his ability to hear.
He also said the following:

 

「I’m afraid that’s pretty much impossible.
Saiga-san is like a beautiful flower, unrivaled in its beauty but also inaccessible to us normal flowers.
Only poisonous weeds may hope of getting into contact with her purely by accident, simply because they do not know their place.」

 

「And who the hell do you call a ‘poisonous weed’, huh? Let’s hear it!」

 

「Ahhhgh! Stop it! Stop it! Stop pulling on my ears like that! You’ll reopen my piercing holes!!!」

 

It’s not even about calling me a weed.
It’s alright, really.
But make no mistake: if you want to call me a weed, at least call me something that is fleeting and unable to be caught, like a dandelion.
That’s the kind of man I aspire to be.

 

 

 

BACK AT THE ‘WOLFGANG’S’ GUILD HANGOUT SPOT

 

King Pencilgton: Hiya! Members of the ‘Wolfgang’ Guild! Thank you all for coming today! This is your friendly Fairy Godmother speaking, Pencilgton!

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Sanraku: Say can’t you speak normally? Not everyone in here can understand your weird codes and patters.
What are you, a delusional Eight-grader or what?

 

Kyogoku: So, when do we attack?

 

Katsu: Why don’t we first discuss about new additions, like that that marital artist that was added to the Guild without us knowing?

 

Sanraku: More importantly, you really are yet to reach Fiftsia? What are you even doing , man?

 

Katsu: Because of my job I was forced to take quite a detour and long way around.
Also, because of work I feel spent, I feel like I’m about to drop dead.

 

King Pencilgton: Rust-chan does not seem to be all that interested in ShangriLa Frontier in the first place.
And Aki-chan feels so bright that corrupting him feel almost impossible of a feature to me.

 

King Pencilgton: For the time being, this fine fellow here is Kyogoku-chan, an acquaintance of mine that goes back to the times of Ashura-kai.
She’s an anachronist swordswoman who thinks that one sword is all that she will ever need.

 

Kyogoku: That’s a terrible way to introduce someone, but I can’t really deny any of it.

 

Sanraku: Don’t worry, I’ll get used to it.

 

King Pencilgton: Well, for the time being I tried to go to various information brokers to get some intel on “Black Wolves” and their inner affairs, but regrettably I was unable to learn much by doing so.
They are really good at keeping themselves to themselves.

 

King Pencilgton: And with Saiga-0 not logging in herself for now, the point of everyone’s swords and spears is being directed towards us.

 

Kyogoku: It’s really thrilling if you think about it.